Who we are

We are a collection of weasels in a human suit that runs this website.


We hate people and like their words even less. As such you can’t leave comments here, but if you did, we would own them. We would own all your precious words you fools! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


We hate all media, most notably oil paintings, found object sculpture, and pictures of spiders. You cannot post media here.


We love cookies, and keep them all for ourselves. You cannot get cookies here.

Embedded content from other websites

We like other websites and their content. Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website. That website is a nerd for doing so.

Who we share your data with

We do not share your data. Data is for losers and nerds, though we admit he is a decent Starfleet officer.

How long we retain your data

We retain nothing. We have even forgotten our own name. Where are we again?

What rights you have over your data

You have no rights as we do not keep your data. Shoo, shoo you likely European pest.

Where we send your data

If we had your data, we would send it to the moon to rot forever with the moon mites. But we do not. Poor moon mites, no data friends for you.